Sex to The Max: The X-Rated Side of Bayside High

Filed under: Blog,Willie Simpson — Tags: , , , — Willie Simpson @ 9:46 pm November 25, 2009

sbtb naked 1Our favorite class from Bayside High has been out for some time now, having gone off to college (and subsequently, the real world).  That’s all well and good for them, but they left all their loyal fans with so many questions!  We never found out if Slater’s dad ever truly embraced his son’s wrestling career after AC passed on going to West Point.  And whatever happened to Max, the magical comedian who was the always keeping the gang’s spirits up with his goofy antics?  But most importantly, we never learned if Zach, Slater, Kelly, Jesse, Lisa, and Screech ever had sex!  Luckily, we’re all much older now and more sophisticated, allowing us the ability to put our collective heads together and really figure out who was knockin’ boots, and who was striking out. (more…)

Saved By The Bell: The College Years Review

Ken thinks he’s going back to college- until Willie discovers this means trashing the living room and watching “Saved By The Bell: The College Years”! It’s a full discussion of the one season spin-off, guaranteed to earn its degree in nostalgic pleasure!

GHOSTBUSTERS 2: THE SCARIEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME!!!

Filed under: Blog,Willie Simpson — Tags: , , , , — Willie Simpson @ 12:59 pm November 1, 2009
gb2 red eyesTis the season my fellow internet clubbers, the season for horrifying FEAR!  What better way to kick it off then with the scariest movie ever made…. GHOSTBUSTERS 2!  I know, I know, you think I’m crazy right?  How could Ghostbusters 2 be the scariest movie of all time?  Right now, you’re probably asking yourself, is he on crazy pills, because the original Ghostbusters is the scariest movie ever.  Well, its YOU who is crazy!  But only half crazy.  Like you, I was sure the first Ghostbusters was the world champion of terrifying thrills, that is, until I saw Ghostbusters 2 and peed my pants with fright.  Let me break it down with you by going over the scariest elements of Ghostbusters 2.  Try not to scream while you read.
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