Oh, hello, I’m Willie Simpson, and I’ve made a few observations about things in the world related to the movie Kick Ass.

#1.  This movie is rated R!

#2.  I thought the movie was good, but some people I know think its great!  What??

#3.  Teenagers are smart, they have I-Phone’s in cars!

#4.  Teenagers aren’t embarrassed about masturbating like they used to be in the 90s and the 80s!

#5.  I was on the subway, and there was a field trip of little 10 year old kids on the train, and the teacher told them not to read the Kick-Ass movie posters!

#5a.  I saw some kids sneak a peek and they giggled when they read it, but some kids kept their eyes covered!

#6.   Spoiler alert!  The girl in the movie had a scene when she killed a bunch of guys, but it looked like a FPS video game when she was doing it!

#7.   The movie takes place in NYC, but it doesn’t look like NYC, I live in NYC, I know what it looks like, then I read it was filmed in Toronto!

#8.  If they make a prequel, they should call it Kick-Butt, because Butt is less then Ass, chronologically!

#9.  If they make a sequel, they should call it Ass-Kicked, because the first one did it already!

#10.  The kid who plays Kick-Ass is 19, but in real life he’s dating some 43 year old lady, and she’s pregnant with his baby, for real!

#11.  The fat kid with glasses who is the friend of Kick-Ass is everywhere these days, I saw him in Superbad AND Hot Tub Time Machine!

#11a.  He looks like the son of the PC guy from the Mac vs. PC commercials!

#12.  I had a bootleg version of the movie on  a flashdrive, and when I put the flashdrive on my PS3, the colors were messed up, but then I burned it to a DVD, and the colors were fine!

#13.  I think the girl in Kick-Ass would beat Kevin from Home Alone in a fight, even if Kevin had time to set up all his traps!

#14.  So many parents of the main characters died in this movie, it was sad!

#15.  I don’t think people realize how brave Kick-Ass was, because he went into fights without his glasses, and they never show him use contacts!

Thanks for reading, these were just a few observations I made about things in the world since I saw Kick-Ass, have a nice day!