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		<title>George H.W. Bush Announces 2012 Presidential Run</title>
		<description><![CDATA[KENNEBUNKPORT, MAINE &#8211; In a stunning announcement that is sure to shake up the 2012 race for the GOP nomination, 87 year old former President George H.W. Bush proclaimed his intention to run for President of the United States. The former President, long considered retired since his defeat at the hands of Bill Clinton in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Not Ruling Out Use of Nuclear Weapons in Ongoing War on Christmas</title>
		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON DC- In a briefing at the White House today, President Obama announced that the United States reserves the right to use nuclear force if the War on Christmas is not won by December 25th of this calender year.  With grim reserve, the President announced that, &#8220;The photographs that our spy satellites have captured in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Herman Cain: I&#8217;ve Never Had Sex, Ever</title>
		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON DC &#8211; In light of the latest woman to come forward and accuse Presidential GOP contender Herman Cain of an inappropriate extramarital affair, Mr. Cain held a press conference proclaiming, &#8220;I want to set the record strait, I&#8217;ve never had sex, ever, period.&#8221; The shocking admission from Mr. Cain, which seemed to fly in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Arnold Schwarzenegger&#8217;s Total Recall Commentary</title>
		<description><![CDATA[File this under unintentional comedy. In this very real clip, the former Governor of California sits down for a DVD commentary of the classic Total Recall, and really takes you behind the film, getting about you a micrometer under its surface.  If brevity is the soul of wit, Arnold should teach a masters class on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On Thanksgiving, Michelle Bachmann Thankful to all the Idiots</title>
		<description><![CDATA[MINNESOTA- Michelle Bachmann, US Congresswoman and 2012 GOP competitor for the Presidency, issued a warm Thanksgiving message to all of her followers, especially to the &#8220;idiots everywhere who made my career possible.&#8221;  Her statement, released on behalf of her campaign, included the following remarks, &#8220;Thanksgiving, America&#8217;s greatest holiday, is of course a time for giving [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Romney Pledges More Misleading Obama Ads</title>
		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON DC -  At an impromptu press conference held in Washington last night, GOP frontrunner Mitt Romney responded to the media firestorm created by his campaign&#8217;s new ad which deliberately took a line Barrack Obama spoke out of context.  With a vigor not yet seem from notoriously stiff candidate, Romney not only promised more misleading [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UC Davis &#8220;Pepper Spray&#8221; Police Officer Enters GOP Presidential Race</title>
		<description><![CDATA[DAVIS, CALIFORNIA- Infamous UC Davis police officer John Pike, who rose to national prominence after casually pepper-spraying a group of protesting college students, has thrown his hat in the ring for the GOP nomination for President. Mr. Pike, who was recently placed on administrative leave for his controversial actions last Friday, announced his candidacy late [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Vows to Push Child GPS Implant Plan Despite Assassination Attempt</title>
		<description><![CDATA[AUSTRALIA- Holding an impromptu press conference while abroad in Australia, President Barack Obama vowed to continue his plan to implant GPS tracking chips in every American child despite the recent assassination attempt on his life. &#8220;The policies of this administration will not be held hostage to lone gunmen who try to try to intimidate my [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.internetclub91.com/2011/11/obama-vows-to-push-child-gps-implant-plan-despite-assassination-attempt/</link>
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		<title>No S.O.P.A. For You</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Lets be honest for a second folks.  If you were born in the mid 80s, you were a kid that saw the dawn of the internet age.  You probably had precious little money for CDs, video games, and movies, and consequently, you&#8217;ve stolen a million dollars worth of free entertainment since 1997.  But should that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.internetclub91.com/2011/11/no-s-o-p-a-for-you/</link>
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		<title>John F. Kennedy on Occupy Wall Street</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Greetings my fellow Americans.  John F. Kennedy here, former 35th President of the United States.  For those of you wondering, yes, I am dead, murdered in cold blood by alien forces from another planet.  Long story short, I met with the aliens in an attempt to make a fair trade for their secrets regarding interstellar [...]]]></description>
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