Hey New Yorkers, do you love Mario Bros? Do you love mediocre pizza? Well great news, pizanos- now there’s a Mario Pizza restaurant in New York City!
Located at 147 E. Houston Street, Mario’s Pizza is, yes, blatantly and illegally using the Mario Bros name.
According to Yelp, Mario’s Pizza is receiving a 2 out of 5 stars rating. The slices are reportedly “gross”, “rubbery”, and “oily” but they dish out the crap at a 2 slices for $3 rate. So if you love Mario Bros and you don’t want to starve (or if you’re crazy high), head on down to Mario’s Pizza!
A part of me has a feeling that cooking a frozen pizza at home and watching The Super Mario Super Show on YouTube might be a better exercise in cheapness.