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Are You Afraid Of The Dark Review

Ken — Thu, 23 Sep 2010 05:46:24 +0000

Are YOU afraid of the dark??? Admit it- the clown episode, the doll house episode, the vampire episode, the pool episode- even the intro/theme song was scary! Look out- because the Midnight Society is back, as I break down season 1 through season 7 of this classic 90s Nickelodeon show!

Pete & Pete: The Wrigley 500

Ken — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 21:11:15 +0000

Mr. Rogers Plays Donkey Kong

Ken — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 19:15:55 +0000

In this odd clip from an episode of Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood, Mr. Rogers visits a little boy in an arcade and gets the low-down on Donkey Kong.

90s Horace Grant Mix

Ken — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 15:52:41 +0000

Though never a bandwagon Bulls fan like everyone else in the 90s, there was a definite aura that surrounded the best team in basketball. Everyone wanted to ”Be Like Mike”, but I said they should “toggle the goggles”- Horace Grant’s goggles.

Check out some classic plays by “Goggles” below.

Doug Review

Ken — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 15:33:50 +0000

Porkchop, Skeeter, Patti, Quailman, The Honkerburger, The Beets… If you grew up in the early 90s, you couldn’t get enough of Doug. Join The Nickelodeon Kid as he goes back and reviews this wonderful and original Nicktoon!

Nintendo Soccer

Ken — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 21:09:33 +0000

Everybody’s catching World Cup fever, but what do you do when you can’t play soccer?? Play Nintendo soccer! There’s a simplistic beauty in these 8-bit images. Just look at that neon green grass, the teams of soccer player clones, and the pixelated ball with five black dots. If you have an NES, I recommend snatching Nintendo Soccer on eBay for $5. Go France!

The Adventures of Pete & Pete Review

Ken — Mon, 17 May 2010 15:44:55 +0000

Was there ever a Kids TV show more magical, more subversive, and more fun than “The Adventures of Pete and Pete”? You wish, you blowhole! Just find a seat on the big orange couch- it’s time for The Nickelodeon Kid!

Classic Nickelodeon Commercials

Ken — Thu, 13 May 2010 23:05:51 +0000

It’s easy to forgot how amazing Nickelodeon actually was until you rediscover the details that colored it in. Do you remember these 15 second bumpers? I probably saw these- oh, I don’t know- at least once during EVERY commercial break throughout the history of me watching Nickelodeon.

As I watched these again, I thought, it’s amazing how strongly these things were encoded into my kid-memory bank. I wonder how many times my little Ken brain actually absorbed these things. 150 times each? Easily. 300 might also be a good guesstimate. 500 perhaps? Who knows. But even though 15+ years have passed, I can still remember each of these with the clairvoyance of a psychic. Watch, and see how well you can remember them.

1. THE LOCKERS

This one has a cool, simple direction. As the camera pans across a school hallway filled with kids, we slowly see the Nick logo painted on a wall of lockers. But wait- here comes one last, little pip-squeak to slam his locker shut, and the logo lights up brilliant Nick orange. Sweet. Nickelodeon did an exceptional job of branding in those days.

2. THE GYMNIST

The intensity. The grace. The drama. When you saw this bumper, you wondered what the hell you were watching. But then she sticks the landing and leaves a magical orange footprint on the mat. Now it makes sense- Nickelodeon rules.

3. STREET THEATER

Get ready to get funky fresh with this one. I know I did the 400 times I saw it growing up. I almost signed up for a dance class one time, but my Dad stopped me. Check the comments section on the YouTube page- the composer of the song actually left a message!

4. FUNHOUSE OF DEMENTIA

This one’s like an acid trip for 8-year-olds. A dangling, singing phantom head, peope’s hands painted like faces, a fractured multi-colored room and demented Russian sound… this one’s wonderfully crazy. It’s a great example of the sheer inventiveness and whacky imagination that was springing forth from Nickelodeon’s art department during those golden days. Someone on YouTube commented that this bumper was “ugly”, but they were wrong.

5. THE FARMYARD

Not much to say here- just a really silly, enjoyable rendition of the Nick song, toy barnyard version. It’s a different kind of dementia, but equally awesome. It’s the same sense of weirdness that we saw on Nicktoons like ”Ren and Stimpy” and “Rocko’s Modern Life”.

6. DOGBONE

It’s the siesta verison of the Nick song, except it’s not naptime- it’s time to play fetch with the Nickelodeon bone. I love the spinning camera effect.

7. OPERA

Kids hate the opera! It’s only appropriate that this conductor gets his silly glasses broken by the Nickelodeon monster-woman.