My dreams will come true on Saturday, July 24th when the Bell House in Gowanus, Brooklyn hosts a Saved By The Bell themed dance party called ”Saved By The Bell House.”

The event info says:

“We’ll have The school gymnasium decorated in school colors (Go Tigers!), yummy themed drink specials all night, 80s/90s DJs in the back along with two performances by the awesome 90s cover band The Bayside Tigers, a non-stop 80s/90s dance party in the front lounge featuring DJ Jonathan James, plus Robicelli’s will be on hand selling delicious SBTB-themed cupcakes, and SO much more.”

Ok, so obviously this sounds amazing. But I want to see people get extra creative with this. I’m talking about a FULL array of costumes, people! Let’s see a Mr. Carosi costume or a Jeff costume (the guy who breaks up Kelly and Zack) in there. And some of you Screech’s might want to go as a Max, just to balance it out.

Oh, and I’m going as Zack, so no one better copy me.

Take everything rad from the 90s- Charles Barkley, skateboarding, and Screech- drip some acid on your computer (and tongue), and you get this.

Our favorite class from Bayside High has been out for some time now, having gone off to college (and subsequently, the real world).  That’s all well and good for them, but they left all their loyal fans with so many questions!  We never found out if Slater’s dad ever truly embraced his son’s wrestling career after AC passed on going to West Point.  And whatever happened to Max, the magical comedian who was the always keeping the gang’s spirits up with his goofy antics?  But most importantly, we never learned if Zach, Slater, Kelly, Jesse, Lisa, and Screech ever had sex!  Luckily, we’re all much older now and more sophisticated, allowing us the ability to put our collective heads together and really figure out who was knockin’ boots, and who was striking out. (more…)